Better pray your getting a new phone for your bday

*you're

system64 moment

also

"I'm screwed da-ba-dee-do-ba-day"

That is why you don't bring your phone to school.

I once brought a USB stick to school, it vanished and reappeared one and a half years later and 16 km away. This USB literally vanishes and reappears randomly

are you an idiot coolgatz

Update
Found my phone
Context, my theater teacher has these couches that we can sit in, and I was sitting in one, phone falls out of pocket and slides so deep into the side of the couch that it's nearly impossible to see
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