so i did a big oopsie and now my dads bout to whip me can we get an f in the chat so uhhh my final words are "gay" ok bye

Hello and welcome back everyone! To invadedlands news! Your most " trusted " news source on this very forum. Breaking news everyone! The presidential inaugaration for our 14th president, " skeppy " has just happened Alledgedly skeppy had made various promises to improve living conditions and...

"nOoOo yOu cAnT jUsT pAy yOuR wAy tO tHe tOp tHaTs uNfaiR!1!!!11!1" haha sword go swish swoosh

Hello and welcome everyone, thought I kept you waiting! Welcome to this week's episode of invadedlands news! Your most "trusted' news source out there! Today we have some big stories and even bigger triumphs. ( cnn pls no sue ) Today we have a very shocking story, spaceunit was alledgedly...

Hey guys! Thanks for checking out this thread. I want to go over a couple of things. Listen, I have been going through quite a bit recently, and haven't been able to be very active. On top of this, my entire client is broken. I cant reconnect back to the server. ( btw I am fine, I just needed...

Hello and welcome everyone, back to InvadedLands News! Tonight we have many shocking and incredible stories to tell I am your host, guy who has finally returned after a month, and you're watching InvadedLands News! ( im excited to bring this back lol ) Tonight we have breaking news of a...

I highly doubt any of you remember me, but the glorious cobraxity has returned!

Hello everyone and welcome to InvadedNightly broadcast for 5/20/2020 cause screw european dates I am your host, mr guy who's named after a snake ( cobraxity ) Today we have breaking news that SpaceUnit has officially left #TeamNaviwinn. This is very sad news as rumors had been spreading but...

Hello everyone! Welcome to the InvadedLands News Morning broadcast for 5/30/2020 I am your host, mr guy who makes satirical news on a minecraft forum ( aka cobraxity ) Before we begin, i would like to thank Raid Shadow Legends for sponsoring tonights broadcast raid shadow legends is new epic...

As you all know, santicheddar is a member boi from mexico and as you all know in Jobs chapter 42.0, jesus goes to mexico and buys tacos for his disciples santicheddar is from mexico jesus went to mexico santicheddar = jesus but hey, that's just a theory, a game theory

Hello everyone! Welcome to InvadedLands News NIghtly for 5/28/2020 ( European dates obviously don't exist ) I am your host, guy who spends half the day on a minecraft forum while waiting for my unmute ( aka cobraxity ) ! Today we have breaking news that naviwinn ( a well known member ) , has...

Imma call it invaded nightly i use cst so depending on where you are it might not be night *sad UK noises*

if you've been browsing off topic recently, you will know that sSkiez said a no no word the haneous crime was committed yesterday. he said a**hole, he was released from custody shortly after the fact that he could have committed such an act is astonishing...

old post deleted due to nsfw content in the replies i dont wanna be banned

Hello everyone! Welcome to InvadedLands News Daily for 5/28/2020 Today we have an update on our sKiez sentence, here is a video of his trial His accomplices are believed to be casey and pat_3 However, skeppy alledgedly bought a jail bond and now he is out of jail the guatamalan government...

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I bought MVP for kitpvp earlier today, And for what it's worth it's pretty good in my opinion. I want to know the communities' thoughts on it. Won't be replying to any, this is just sort of a social experiment.

Invaded Lands News Is a new le epic series i am doing weekly its like pew news but with more outdated memes so take that ppl who have a good sense of humor https://invadedlands.net/threads/invadedlands-news-episode-1.35912/

Hello everyone welcome to IL news your favorite news source I am your host, mr. failure in life ( aka Cobraxity ) Invaded Lands News will be airing weekly here on the one and only invadedlands off topic thread ( cause ill get banned if i do it on the...

sSkiez has done the no no last night he was caught illegally smuggling snowballs to use in kitpvp from guatamala he is currently under custody and the sentence he will be serving is unknown here is a piece of evidence :