So I was playing with my friend Afrqn the other day, and he comes to me and says, “I just made the greatest deal, maybe the best deal anyone’s ever seen.” He sold an Elytra for 250 million. Nobody else could’ve done it, believe me. And then I said, “Wow, that’s COOL ,maybe the best trade of all...

just made 32 mil from selling paper on /ah

I just enchanted my sticks My noob armor collection:

UNO!

>_<

You'll have to wait for them to be re-opened.

I am the superior Uno player