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Dogs or cats

If you’ve had a cat but not a dog, well, GET OUT.
Nobody likes you, sincerely, dog lovers.
Alright but seriously if you like cats you like them, but here’s why I don’t.
Cats downsides:
-Stink up everything in a week
-HAIRBALLS YUCK
-LITTERBOXES YUCK
-Would eat you in an instant if you died
-Hate water so giving them baths are hell
-scratch your ass
-disobedient as all hell & stupid
-Literally fucking hate you unless you hand raise them, the only value you hold in them is that you feed them.
Cats upsides:
-Mildly cute
-Purr
Dogs upsides:
-Don’t stink up everything you own
-Trainable & smart
-If you died they would not eat you
-Don’t hate water so giving baths is fine
-Love you unconditionally, no matter what you do to them, they’ll always be excited to see you.
Dogs downsides:
-Chewing

If you have a cat, I’ll pet it, and then wash my hand.
Dogs > Cats
 
imagine thinking cats are better than dogs
well now I feel bad about myself
If you’ve had a cat but not a dog, well, GET OUT.
Nobody likes you, sincerely, dog lovers.
Alright but seriously if you like cats you like them, but here’s why I don’t.
Cats downsides:
-Stink up everything in a week
-HAIRBALLS YUCK
-LITTERBOXES YUCK
-Would eat you in an instant if you died
-Hate water so giving them baths are hell
-scratch your ass
-disobedient as all hell & stupid
-Literally fucking hate you unless you hand raise them, the only value you hold in them is that you feed them.
Cats upsides:
-Mildly cute
-Purr
Dogs upsides:
-Don’t stink up everything you own
-Trainable & smart
-If you died they would not eat you
-Don’t hate water so giving baths is fine
-Love you unconditionally, no matter what you do to them, they’ll always be excited to see you.
Dogs downsides:
-Chewing

If you have a cat, I’ll pet it, and then wash my hand.
Dogs > Cats
Not true. My cat is very gentle and almost acts like a dog.
 
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