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Dumb facts/threads that might hurt your head #1

Dumb facts/threads that might hurt your head #1

Tryharding

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ITryHarding
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1. When cows go "Moo" they sometimes have accents

2. Hunting unicorns is officially illegal around the world

3. Someone payed $10,000 for a huge piece of paper

4. The cookie monster actually despises cookies and has a real name

5. You can hire scary clowns to scare your children
 
1. When cows go "Moo" they sometimes have accents

2. Hunting unicorns is officially illegal around the world

3. Someone payed $10,000 for a huge piece of paper

4. The cookie monster actually despises cookies and has a real name

5. You can hire scary clowns to scare your children
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1. When cows go "Moo" they sometimes have accents

2. Hunting unicorns is officially illegal around the world

3. Someone payed $10,000 for a huge piece of paper

4. The cookie monster actually despises cookies and has a real name

5. You can hire scary clowns to scare your children
I could be really obnoxious right now by correcting your grammar and disproving some of your 'facts' (at least 3 are bending the truth), but i'm resisting.

Here are some verifiable facts:
- Chinese prison guards forced inmates to play World of Warcraft so the in game currency could be sold.
- The first person to sell Arnold Schwarzenegger steroids was imprisoned at a leprosy camp (search up Neil White Leprosy Camp)
- Wabbit Twouble, the Loony Toon's episode to first feature Big Chungus was released in 1941, before the initiation of the second world war.
- When deaf schizophrenics hear voices, they actually imagine hand signals in their hand.
- The shortest amount of time someone has spent on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list was 2 hours.
 
I could be really obnoxious right now by correcting your grammar and disproving some of your 'facts' (at least 3 are bending the truth), but i'm resisting.

Here are some verifiable facts:
- Chinese prison guards forced inmates to play World of Warcraft so the in game currency could be sold.
- The first person to sell Arnold Schwarzenegger steroids was imprisoned at a leprosy camp (search up Neil White Leprosy Camp)
- Wabbit Twouble, the Loony Toon's episode to first feature Big Chungus was released in 1941, before the initiation of the second world war.
- When deaf schizophrenics hear voices, they actually imagine hand signals in their hand.
- The shortest amount of time someone has spent on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list was 2 hours.
um no one asked but thats cool
 
I could be really obnoxious right now by correcting your grammar and disproving some of your 'facts' (at least 3 are bending the truth), but i'm resisting.

Here are some verifiable facts:
- Chinese prison guards forced inmates to play World of Warcraft so the in game currency could be sold.
- The first person to sell Arnold Schwarzenegger steroids was imprisoned at a leprosy camp (search up Neil White Leprosy Camp)
- Wabbit Twouble, the Loony Toon's episode to first feature Big Chungus was released in 1941, before the initiation of the second world war.
- When deaf schizophrenics hear voices, they actually imagine hand signals in their hand.
- The shortest amount of time someone has spent on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list was 2 hours.
More veritable facts:
The Last Emperor of China, Aisin Gioro Puyi, the Xuantong Emperor, was sent to a camp and was turned into a communist.
The Constitution of 1947 governs modern Taiwan even though they were a dictatorship for half a century.
Richard Nixon was the first U.S. President to visit China.
 
why do i only believe the cookie monst one..
It's false. The Cookie Monster loves cookies. I have NO CLUE where this ITryharding kid got that.

The Cookie Monster has a multitude of cousins, one of them being Cousin Monster. Cousin Monster is identical to Cookie Monster - the only thing allowing viewers to differentiate the two is a red bowtie with white spots and some light blue hair on her head. Cousin Monster does not like cookies, and rather prefers vegetables. This is who I imagine ITryHarding is refering to.

Thanks Google
 
It's false. The Cookie Monster loves cookies. I have NO CLUE where this ITryharding kid got that.

The Cookie Monster has a multitude of cousins, one of them being Cousin Monster. Cousin Monster is identical to Cookie Monster - the only thing allowing viewers to differentiate the two is a red bowtie with white spots and some light blue hair on her head. Cousin Monster does not like cookies, and rather prefers vegetables. This is who I imagine ITryHarding is refering to.

Thanks Google
dumby i just searched it up, also I get that your smart and all but do me a favor, go do it somewhere else. I am just tryna make some comedy here for some people and your acting real funny right now
 
um no one asked but thats cool
You're annoying so I feel this is justified.

1. When cows moo they sometimes have accents (Only correct one. Cows have individual Moos distinctive to their original herd.

2. Hunting unicorns is illegal around the world (WRONG)

3. Someone paid $10,000 for a huge piece of paper (WRONG, I could only find mentions to blank art and large bills)

4. The Cookie Monster actually despises cookies and has a real name (WRONG, yes he has a name but he loves cookies.)

5. You can hire clowns to scare your children (Sorta correct. You don't hire the clowns for the sole purpose of scaring your children, you hire them for the sake of hiring a scary clown.)
 
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