Hello and welcome everyone, thought I kept you waiting! Welcome to this week's episode of invadedlands news! Your most "trusted' news source out there! Today we have some big stories and even bigger triumphs. ( cnn pls no sue )
Today we have a very shocking story, spaceunit was alledgedly caught dealing illegal kitpvp kits after a string of robberies against MVP ranks. Spaceunit was alledgedly caught just outside his apartment late-afternoon. Police we're able to easy detain him without any issue. ( maybe wearing a space suit isn't the best idea? ) Sources confirm that there is currently a class action law-suit mainly started by kitty and voltage. Updates on this lawsuit are slow and we will continue to inform you about any updates regarding the suit.
Breaking news everyone! The election results for the 2020 InvadedLands Presidential Election have just come in. The election occured a few days ago with many well known members partaking in the election. We are very excited to announce that the winner of the electoral college was
*cough* *cough*
skeppy! ( wow omg ) Zelk, The minister of internal politics, has openly denounced these results, stating " tbh badboyhalo is a better ruler of muffins "
Here is an official statement by the one and only, skeppy himself.
" As your president and commander in chief it is with a heavy heart that I'm informing you that we have made a strategic decision, I will provide free muffins to the starving and less fortunate! I will work on improving minecraft healthcare, and working to e n s l a v e m o r e c h i l d r e n f o r m y c h a l l e n g e s "
Very odd statement, but he do be spittin fax
The Results were a complete electoral landslide! With skeppy getting nearly 69.14% of voters on his side. This was a complete letdown to various parties throughout the country, as many had hoped for badboyhalo to become a new ruler.
Breaking news! We just have had confirmation that beloved actor and screenwriter, naviwinn, was shot 14 times last night by an unknown shooter, He is currently in critical condition : (((
Police have confirmed that at around 11:00 PM tonight, a shooter shot him 14 times in the back. However, he is still alive in critical condition. We believe it most likely had political ties, as naviwinn once quoted, " trump is g a y " in a speech in Late june.
Anyway, that's all for today folks! Make sure to share this with your non-existant friends cause you spend your time on a minecraft forum you virgin.
Today we have a very shocking story, spaceunit was alledgedly caught dealing illegal kitpvp kits after a string of robberies against MVP ranks. Spaceunit was alledgedly caught just outside his apartment late-afternoon. Police we're able to easy detain him without any issue. ( maybe wearing a space suit isn't the best idea? ) Sources confirm that there is currently a class action law-suit mainly started by kitty and voltage. Updates on this lawsuit are slow and we will continue to inform you about any updates regarding the suit.
Breaking news everyone! The election results for the 2020 InvadedLands Presidential Election have just come in. The election occured a few days ago with many well known members partaking in the election. We are very excited to announce that the winner of the electoral college was
*cough* *cough*
skeppy! ( wow omg ) Zelk, The minister of internal politics, has openly denounced these results, stating " tbh badboyhalo is a better ruler of muffins "
Here is an official statement by the one and only, skeppy himself.
" As your president and commander in chief it is with a heavy heart that I'm informing you that we have made a strategic decision, I will provide free muffins to the starving and less fortunate! I will work on improving minecraft healthcare, and working to e n s l a v e m o r e c h i l d r e n f o r m y c h a l l e n g e s "
Very odd statement, but he do be spittin fax
The Results were a complete electoral landslide! With skeppy getting nearly 69.14% of voters on his side. This was a complete letdown to various parties throughout the country, as many had hoped for badboyhalo to become a new ruler.
Breaking news! We just have had confirmation that beloved actor and screenwriter, naviwinn, was shot 14 times last night by an unknown shooter, He is currently in critical condition : (((
Police have confirmed that at around 11:00 PM tonight, a shooter shot him 14 times in the back. However, he is still alive in critical condition. We believe it most likely had political ties, as naviwinn once quoted, " trump is g a y " in a speech in Late june.
Anyway, that's all for today folks! Make sure to share this with your non-existant friends cause you spend your time on a minecraft forum you virgin.
