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Bro- toast is fucking yummyMy Best Friend's Secret In Our Backyard
Hey! My name is Kaiya but my friends call me Kai, and i’m going to tell you my story about how my best friend kept this huge secret from me and how I found out.
One early saturday morning, I was in my bedroom getting dressed to go downstairs and eat some breakfast. When I got to the kitchen downstairs I saw that...THERE WAS NO BREAD! In case you don’t know, I am obsessed with toast and cannot have breakfast without it. Recently I've been buying and making bread to make toast but the loaves of fresh cut bread I make seem to quickly disappear. I only have 4 pieces of toast everyday but my slices of bread have been going down about 8 pieces per day. After crying about my disappearing toast I went upstairs to ask my best friend, Layan, what is happening to all the bread. “LAYAN, WHERE IS MY BREAD, WHY DOES MY BREAD KEEP DISAPPEARING. IF YOU DON’T OPEN THE DOOR I WILL KICK IT DOWN!!” I yelled. “CHILL, I'M RIGHT HERE” Layan replied while opening the door, I cried “WHERE IS MY BREAD!! ARE YOU STEALING IT”, “Uh, no! I would never, you know me. I don’t know where your bread is!” she said. Later that day, “ugh, i should really just buy the whole grocery stores bread til they are out of stock for like a week if my bread keeps disappearing D;” I said whilst baking bread in the kitchen.
One week later, “KABOOM!”, “WHAT WAS THAT?!?” I screamed, I heard a loud boom from downstairs so I ran quickly down the stairs and saw...THE KITCHEN A MESS! There was black powder everywhere, cabinets opened, plates, pots, pans, and bowls everywhere some were even upside down or hanging from the cabinets handles! I screamed “WHAT HAPPENED?!??”, Layan came from behind the Marble island and replied “Well uh, I sorta made a mess in the kitchen?” I exclaimed “YOU THINK??! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!” I walked up to Layan to try and help her but then, I saw MY 28 LOAVES OF BREAD in the arms of Layan. I angrily said “WHY ARE MY LOAVES OF BREAD IN YOUR ARMS??! YOU WERE THE ONE STEALING MY LOAVES!!” I helped Layan up and punched her arm, with her falling back to the ground, then I happily said “hah! That’s what you get for stealing my loaves and making a mess in the kitchen, now explain why the kitchen is a mess.” Layan slowly sighed and began to explain “Well, follow me, i’ll show ya” I was confused but followed her to the backyard “Look at those trees, they have bread hanging from them! Look at those cows that look like butter, those cows actually poo butter! Look at those toaster bushes, those toasters in the bushes actually work, so you see, the reason I have been taking your bread is because I don’t know how to make bread, and when i try i always fail, and because I was experimenting to make you your own toast factory in our backyard!” “wow, I didn’t know you were a scientist?! And thanks for doing this, you honestly didn't have too, sorry for punching your arm and causing you trouble. This means so much to me, thank you!” I replied.
Later that day, “Come on, it’s been 6 hours and you only cleaned ¾ of the kitchen” Layan said, “The only reason i’m even doing this is because I feel bad for punching you and you made me a toast factory backyard” I exhaustedly said. The Next morning, Layan and I both made 13847 pieces of toast and delivered it to a foodbank. Having a great life with a bunch of toast, Layan and I lived happily ever toast! The end, thanks for reading my story about how my friend kept an amazing secret from me and how I found out, excitedly!
It's so bad, I made it yesterday at school for work. I don't know why i'm posting this but thanks for reading ????????
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TOASTMy Best Friend's Secret In Our Backyard
Hey! My name is Kaiya but my friends call me Kai, and i’m going to tell you my story about how my best friend kept this huge secret from me and how I found out.
One early saturday morning, I was in my bedroom getting dressed to go downstairs and eat some breakfast. When I got to the kitchen downstairs I saw that...THERE WAS NO BREAD! In case you don’t know, I am obsessed with toast and cannot have breakfast without it. Recently I've been buying and making bread to make toast but the loaves of fresh cut bread I make seem to quickly disappear. I only have 4 pieces of toast everyday but my slices of bread have been going down about 8 pieces per day. After crying about my disappearing toast I went upstairs to ask my best friend, Layan, what is happening to all the bread. “LAYAN, WHERE IS MY BREAD, WHY DOES MY BREAD KEEP DISAPPEARING. IF YOU DON’T OPEN THE DOOR I WILL KICK IT DOWN!!” I yelled. “CHILL, I'M RIGHT HERE” Layan replied while opening the door, I cried “WHERE IS MY BREAD!! ARE YOU STEALING IT”, “Uh, no! I would never, you know me. I don’t know where your bread is!” she said. Later that day, “ugh, i should really just buy the whole grocery stores bread til they are out of stock for like a week if my bread keeps disappearing D;” I said whilst baking bread in the kitchen.
One week later, “KABOOM!”, “WHAT WAS THAT?!?” I screamed, I heard a loud boom from downstairs so I ran quickly down the stairs and saw...THE KITCHEN A MESS! There was black powder everywhere, cabinets opened, plates, pots, pans, and bowls everywhere some were even upside down or hanging from the cabinets handles! I screamed “WHAT HAPPENED?!??”, Layan came from behind the Marble island and replied “Well uh, I sorta made a mess in the kitchen?” I exclaimed “YOU THINK??! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!” I walked up to Layan to try and help her but then, I saw MY 28 LOAVES OF BREAD in the arms of Layan. I angrily said “WHY ARE MY LOAVES OF BREAD IN YOUR ARMS??! YOU WERE THE ONE STEALING MY LOAVES!!” I helped Layan up and punched her arm, with her falling back to the ground, then I happily said “hah! That’s what you get for stealing my loaves and making a mess in the kitchen, now explain why the kitchen is a mess.” Layan slowly sighed and began to explain “Well, follow me, i’ll show ya” I was confused but followed her to the backyard “Look at those trees, they have bread hanging from them! Look at those cows that look like butter, those cows actually poo butter! Look at those toaster bushes, those toasters in the bushes actually work, so you see, the reason I have been taking your bread is because I don’t know how to make bread, and when i try i always fail, and because I was experimenting to make you your own toast factory in our backyard!” “wow, I didn’t know you were a scientist?! And thanks for doing this, you honestly didn't have too, sorry for punching your arm and causing you trouble. This means so much to me, thank you!” I replied.
Later that day, “Come on, it’s been 6 hours and you only cleaned ¾ of the kitchen” Layan said, “The only reason i’m even doing this is because I feel bad for punching you and you made me a toast factory backyard” I exhaustedly said. The Next morning, Layan and I both made 13847 pieces of toast and delivered it to a foodbank. Having a great life with a bunch of toast, Layan and I lived happily ever toast! The end, thanks for reading my story about how my friend kept an amazing secret from me and how I found out, excitedly!
It's so bad, I made it yesterday at school for work. I don't know why i'm posting this but thanks for reading ????????
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