Pinevole and Bunnycraft
@Pinevole @evanman898
THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It has come to my attention that a person named Pinevole who seems to be the staff of this server, Is dating a bunny. Yes, a Bunny. Bunnycraft is a very how do I put this... An interesting person who has well... A lot of qualities including saying Best Ping every single hour...
Pine and Bunny have been uhh well together in a VC for the past while........ and by while I mean while...........
They seem too perfect for eachother... What do you guys think...
As a conclusion to this message to the Invadedlands Community I would like to insert my favorite movie.
Young Judy Hopps: [initially hushed, her voice gradually increasing in volume] Fear, treachery, blood lust. Thousands of years ago, these were the forces that ruled our world. A world where prey were scared of predators. And predators had an uncontrollable, biological urge to maim and maul, and-
[The rabbit drinks from the water hole, notices, and turns around just when the tiger pounces towards it. Cut to reality. It is revealed that the "jungle" is really a stage in an auditorium, and as for the hunting, Jaguar, in a tiger costume, is pretending to pounce on a young Judy Hopps, who is wearing gray and white clothes that match her fur.]
Young Judy Hopps: Ahh! [she draws out long, red ribbons from her costume] Blood, blood, blood! [Judy falls on her back, making choking noises. She reaches for a hidden ketchup bottle and, while still laying on her back, places it upright under her arm and squeezes its contents all over her body while pretending to convulse.] And... death!
[Judy squeezes the bottle one last time, much to the horror and disgust of the audience and her parents, Bonnie and Stu Hopps, the latter of whom is recording the play with a camcorder with his mouth agape, and the former, who is facepalming. Bobby Catmull bangs dramatically on a timpani drum. Judy stands up.]
Young Judy Hopps: Back then, the world was divided in two - vicious predators [Jaguar hisses] and meek prey. [Judy gives an innocent look. Boxes, labeled "Viscious Predator" and "Meek Prey" lower down and cover them. Bobby plays bass notes on the hammered dulcimer heavily, then plays a light harp glissando, when Sharla the sheep in white robe-like clothing tosses confetti from a basket over the bags and prances around.] But over time, we evolved and looked beyond our primitive savage ways. [The boxes pull up and Judy and Jaguar are in white robes as well. Sharla pops a noisemaker and Judy and Jaguar hold paws] Now, predator and prey live in harmony and every young mammal has multitudinous opportunities.
Sharla: Yeah, I don't have to cower in a herd anymore. [takes off white clothing, revealing an astronaut outfit and puts on a helmet] Instead, I can be an astronaut! [The crowd applauds as Bobby plays a slide whistle indicating alien music.]
Jaguar: [slightly monotone from nervousness] I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore. [takes off robe-clothing, revealing a nice suit and tie, and takes out a pen, his voice becomes more confident.] Today I can hunt for tax exemptions; I'm gonna be an actuary! [The crowd applauds again as Bobby plays the piano.]
Young Judy Hopps: And I can make the world a better place, I am going to be... [Bobby turns on a radio and moves his head side to side with the beat of the police music that is heard, and Judy tears off the clothing revealing a police officer's uniform] ...a police officer!
[Bonnie and Stu look shocked and glance at each other in worry.]
Young Gideon Grey: [laughs, nudging Travis, who is eating peanuts] Bunny cop! That is the most stupidest thing I ever heard.
Young Judy Hopps: [puts on a police officer's hat] It may seem impossible to small minds - I'm looking at you, Gideon Grey - [Gideon glares at her; the jungle backdrop curtain on the stage rises, revealing a colorful painted mural of Zootopia behind it. Sharla and Jaguar hold up a banner reading "where anyone can be anything"; Bobby plays the piano in the background.] but, just two-hundred and eleven miles away stands the great city of Zootopia, where our ancestors first joined together in peace and declared that anyone can be anything! [Judy bows. Bobby plays the final notes on a keyboard and turns to the audience with a grin. The audience applauds. Stu closes the camcorder and he and Bonnie look at each other in worry] Thank you and good night!
Scene 2: Judy Confronts Gideon
[The scene changes to outside in Bunnyburrow at the Carrot Days Festival. Judy is seen skipping beside her parents as they walk out of the auditorium.]
Stu Hopps: Judy, you ever wonder how your mom and me got to be so darn happy?
Young Judy Hopps: [enthusiastic] Nope!
Stu Hopps: Well, we gave up on our dreams and we settled, right, Bon?
Bonnie Hopps: Oh, yes, that's right, Stu. We settled hard.
Stu Hopps: See? That's the beauty of complacency, Jude. If you don't try anything new, you'll never fail!
Young Judy Hopps: I like trying, actually. [jumps on a line of hay and skips]
Bonnie Hopps: What your father means, hun, is that it's gonna be difficult, impossible even, for you to become a police officer.
Stu Hopps: Right! There's never been a bunny cop.
Bonnie Hopps: No.
Stu Hopps: Bunnies don't do that.
Bonnie Hopps: Never!
Stu Hopps: Never.
Young Judy Hopps: [disappointed] Oh... [enthusiasm picks up again] Then I guess I'll have to be the first one! Because I [runs to a stand, flips off of it and lands, striking a pose] am gonna make the world a better place!
Stu Hopps: [laughs nervously] Or, uh, heck, you know, if you wanna talk about making the world a better place, no better way to do it than becoming a carrot farmer.
Bonnie Hopps: Yes! Your dad, me, your two-hundred seventy-five brothers and sisters, we're changing the world!
Stu Hopps: Yeah.
Bonnie Hopps: One carrot at a time!
Stu Hopps: Amen to that. Carrot farming is a noble profession. [as Bonnie and Stu are talking, Judy sees Sharla, Gareth, and a rabbit girl with tickets walking off; Gideon and Travis are close by and they follow them.]
Bonnie Hopps: Mm-hm. Just putting the seeds on the ground.
Stu Hopps: Ahh. And one with the soil, just getting covered in dirt. [Judy follows her friends and foes.]
Bonnie Hopps: You get it, honey. Yeah, but it's great to have dreams.
Stu Hopps: Yeah, just as long as you don't believe in them too much. [They both turn to look at her, but then realize that Judy is no longer present.] Where'd the heck she go?
[Judy peeks from behind a tree and sees Gideon and Travis cornering the children.]
Young Gideon Grey: Gimme your tickets right now, or I'm gonna kick your meek little sheep butt! [hits Sharla's head]
Sharla: Ow! Cut it out, Gideon!
Young Gideon Grey: Baaa, baaa! [takes the tickets] What are you gonna do, cry?
Young Judy Hopps: [steps forward] Hey! You heard her, cut it out.
Young Gideon Grey: [sarcastically] Nice costume, loser! What crazy world are you livin' in where you think a bunny could be a cop?
Young Judy Hopps: [unfazed, she puts her hand out] Kindly return my friend's tickets.
Young Gideon Grey: [taps his overalls pocket] Come and get 'em! But watch out, 'cause I'm a fox, and like you said in your dumb little stage play, us predators used to eat prey! And our killer instinct's still in our duh-nuh.
Travis: Uh, I'm pretty much sure it's pronounced D-N-A.
Young Gideon Grey: [irritated, he swats at Travis] Don't tell me what I know, Travis! [Travis recoils]
Young Judy Hopps: You don't scare me, Gideon! [Gideon pushes Judy hard to the ground, knocking her hat off; the children gasp and scream in shock before running behind a tree]
Young Gideon Grey: Scared now? [Judy's face shows fear as her eyes water and her nose twitches]
Travis: [laughing] Look at her nose twitch! She is scared!
Young Gideon Grey: Cry, little baby bunny, cry! Cr- [Then, Judy kicks Gideon hard in the face, causing the others to gasp, flabbergasted. Gideon feels his lip.] Aww, you don't know when to quit, do you? [Gideon unsheathes his claws. Judy gasps in fear, and Gideon growls, then slashes Judy across the cheek. She shrieks in agony, and her friends cringe. Judy's cheek shows three claw marks on it. Judy feels her cheek and gasps, her face full of fear. Gideon grabs Judy's head, holding it into the ground as she whimpers] I want you to remember this moment the next time you think you will ever be anything more than just a stupid, carrot-farming dumb bunny! [he gives her head one final push for good measure]
[Gideon and Travis leave high-fiving each other and laughing. The children rush to Judy.]
Gareth: That looks bad!
Sharla: Are you okay, Judy?
Young Judy Hopps: Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. [holds up tickets] Here you go.
Sharla: Wow! You got our tickets!
Gareth: You're awesome, Judy.
Sharla: Yeah! That Gideon Grey doesn't know what he's talkin' 'bout!
Young Judy Hopps: Well, he was right about one thing: [Judy picks up her officer hat off the ground and puts it back on, as determination spreads rapidly across her face.] I don't know when to quit!
Scene 3: The Zootopia Police Academy
[Scene changes to the Zootopia Police Academy where Judy, grown up, is with other much larger animals. The caption shows 15 Years Later...]
Major Friedkin: Listen up, cadets! Zootopia has twelve unique ecosystems within its city limits. Tundratown! Sahara Square! Rainforest District - to name a few! You're gonna have to master all of them before you hit the streets or guess what? [looks at Judy] You'll be dead! [Judy shows a surprised look.]
Major Friedkin: Scorching sandstorm! [the cadets make their way across through the Sahara Square section; Judy struggles, and the sand covers her completely; her tail sticks out.] You're dead, bunny bumpkin.
[The cadets cross through monkey bars in the Rainforest District section.]
Major Friedkin: One-thousand-foot fall!
Judy Hopps: Whoa! [Judy loses her grip and falls face flat in the mud.]
Major Friedkin: You're dead, carrot face!
Major Friedkin: Frigid ice-wall! [Judy tries to climb the iceberg wall, but slides off and falls in the icy water. She emerges, freezing.] You're dead, farm girl!
Major Friedkin: Enormous criminal! [Judy fights a rhino, but gets knocked back.] You're dead! [Scenes show Judy covered in tar in a tire, her ears caught in a police cruiser door, and falling off the vines.] Dead, dead, dead!
[Judy sighs in exhaustion, goes up to a large toilet stall, hops up on the toilet seat, slips, and falls in, making water spill.]
Judy Hopps: Whoa!
Major Friedkin: [from the stall right next to Judy's] Filthy toilet! You're dead, fluff-butt! [Scene changes to Judy outside at dusk.] Just quit and go home, fuzzy bunny.
Stu Hopps: [faded] There's never been a bunny cop.
Bonnie Hopps: [faded] Never!
Stu Hopps: [faded] Never.
Young Gideon Grey: [faded] ...just a stupid, carrot-farming dumb bunny!
[Eventually, however, Judy returns and does personal training by doing pull-ups on her bunk bed with an open book in front of her. She then has returned to the Academy and hopped over two of her fellow cadets to hop over the iceberg, much to the impression of the Major. Then in the ring, she dodges the rhino's punches, pulls back against the ropes and kicks the rhino's hand making him punch himself, knocking his mouth guard and falls down.]
Scene 4: Judy's Graduation Ceremony
[The scene changes to a ceremony where Mayor Lionheart stands at a podium with Assistant Mayor Bellwether next to him.]
Leodore Lionheart: As mayor of Zootopia, I am proud to announce that my mammal inclusion initiative has produced its first police academy graduate. Valedictorian of her class, ZPD's very first rabbit officer, Judy Hopps! [Judy in full police uniform, walks up with confidence as her family cheers for her.]
Stu Hopps: [cries] Oh, gosh!
Leodore Lionheart: Ahem, Assistant Mayor Bellwether, her badge.
Dawn Bellwether: [frantically looks for the badge] Oh, yes, right!
Leodore Lionheart: Thank you.
Hopps sibling: Yay, Judy! [Bellwether places the badge on Judy's uniform.]
Leodore Lionheart: Judy, it is my great privilege to officially assign you to the heart of Zootopia, precinct one, city center. [Judy lets out a squeal of excitement. Judy's brothers and sisters cheer, Bonnie and Stu look at each other in concern, clapping slowly.]
Dawn Bellwether: Congratulations, Officer Hopps.
Judy Hopps: I won't let you down. [quietly] This has been my dream since I was a kid.
Dawn Bellwether: [aside] You know, it's a - it's a real proud day for us little guys.
Leodore Lionheart: Bellwether, make room, will ya? Come on. [pushes Bellwether out of the way by her face and poses next to Judy.] Okay, Officer Hopps. Let's see those teeth!
[Photographers take pictures of Judy and Mayor Lionheart as Bellwether tries to move in.]
Scene 5: Judy Travels to Zootopia
[The scene changes to the Bunnyburrow Train Station where Judy's family say farewell to Judy.]
Bonnie Hopps: We're real proud of you, Judy.
Stu Hopps: Yup, and scared too.
Bonnie Hopps: Yes.
Stu Hopps: Really, it's a - it's kind of a proud-scared combo. I mean, Zootopia, so far away, such a big city.
Judy Hopps: Guys, I've been working for this my whole life.
Bonnie Hopps: We know, and we're just a little excited for you, but terrified.
Judy Hopps: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Stu Hopps: And also bears. We have bears to fear too, say nothing of lions and wolves-
Bonnie Hopps: Wolves?
Stu Hopps: Weasels!
Bonnie Hopps: You play cribbage with a weasel.
Stu Hopps: Yeah, and he cheats like there's no tomorrow. [Judy sighs.] You know what? Pretty much all predators, and Zootopia's full of 'em.
Bonnie Hopps: Oh, Stu.
Stu Hopps: And foxes are the worst!
Bonnie Hopps: Actually, your father does have a point there. It's in their biology. Remember what happened with Gideon Grey?
Judy Hopps: When I was nine. Gideon Grey was a jerk who happened to be a fox. I know plenty of bunnies who are jerks.
Stu Hopps: Sure, yeah, we all do, absolutely. But just in case, [holds up a bag] we made a little care package to take with you.
Bonnie Hopps: Mm-mm. I put some snacks in there.
Stu Hopps: [takes out a spray bottle] This is fox deterrent.
Bonnie Hopps: Yeah, that's safe to have.
Stu Hopps: [takes out a repellent] This is fox repellent.
Bonnie Hopps: Okay, the deterrent and the repellent, that's all she needs.
Stu Hopps: [takes out a fox taser] Check this out! [Stu turns the fox taser on. The fox taser releases a powerful blast, nearly zapping Judy, who cringes.]
Bonnie Hopps: Oh, for goodness sake! [pulls the fox taser away] She has no need for a fox taser, Stu!
Stu Hopps: Oh, come on, when is there not a need for a fox taser?
Judy Hopps: Okay, look! I will take this [Takes fox repellent] to make you stop talking.
Stu Hopps: [happily] Terrific! Everyone wins! [the train arrives]
Announcer: Arriving, Zootopia Express.
Judy Hopps: Okay, gotta go. Bye! [Judy enters the train, other siblings are heard saying "Bye, Judy!" Judy pauses for a second, then runs back and hugs her parents] I love you guys! [She kisses Bonnie's cheek, and then Stu's.]
Bonnie Hopps: Love you, too. [Judy releases them and runs back to the train]
Stu Hopps: [tearing up] Oh, cripes. Here come the waterworks. [He blubbers and clings to Bonnie, who pats his shoulder.] Geez...
Bonnie Hopps: Oh, Stu, pull it together.
Judy Hopps: Bye, everybody!
Stu Hopps: Bye. Bye, Judy!
Cotton: Bye, Judy, I love you! Bye! Bye!
[the train pulls away]
Judy Hopps: Bye!
[The continually increasing population, as shown by the Bunnyburrow sign, decreases by one as the train leaves. On the train, Judy searches her iPaw, selects Gazelle, and then, "Try Everything" from the list. Thus... Try Everything by Gazelle plays in the background as the train passes various areas; Judy sees camels galloping in Sahara Square; as the train enters Tundratown, Judy wipes off the mist and looks at the sights. Next, the train heads past Rainforest District and she marveled at the sight of the raindrops. Finally, the train arrives to Zootopia, an excited Judy gets off the train, rides an escalator, sees a hippo coming out from an underwater part of the train and is dried off via floor vents, and even passes hamster tunnels where lemmings are sliding off. Judy continues walking and looks around in awe. As the song ends, a video of Gazelle is played on a billboard.]
Gazelle: [On a video billboard] I'm Gazelle. Welcome to Zootopia.
Thats the Story of Bunnycrafts Life.
@Pinevole @evanman898
THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It has come to my attention that a person named Pinevole who seems to be the staff of this server, Is dating a bunny. Yes, a Bunny. Bunnycraft is a very how do I put this... An interesting person who has well... A lot of qualities including saying Best Ping every single hour...
Pine and Bunny have been uhh well together in a VC for the past while........ and by while I mean while...........
They seem too perfect for eachother... What do you guys think...
As a conclusion to this message to the Invadedlands Community I would like to insert my favorite movie.
Young Judy Hopps: [initially hushed, her voice gradually increasing in volume] Fear, treachery, blood lust. Thousands of years ago, these were the forces that ruled our world. A world where prey were scared of predators. And predators had an uncontrollable, biological urge to maim and maul, and-
[The rabbit drinks from the water hole, notices, and turns around just when the tiger pounces towards it. Cut to reality. It is revealed that the "jungle" is really a stage in an auditorium, and as for the hunting, Jaguar, in a tiger costume, is pretending to pounce on a young Judy Hopps, who is wearing gray and white clothes that match her fur.]
Young Judy Hopps: Ahh! [she draws out long, red ribbons from her costume] Blood, blood, blood! [Judy falls on her back, making choking noises. She reaches for a hidden ketchup bottle and, while still laying on her back, places it upright under her arm and squeezes its contents all over her body while pretending to convulse.] And... death!
[Judy squeezes the bottle one last time, much to the horror and disgust of the audience and her parents, Bonnie and Stu Hopps, the latter of whom is recording the play with a camcorder with his mouth agape, and the former, who is facepalming. Bobby Catmull bangs dramatically on a timpani drum. Judy stands up.]
Young Judy Hopps: Back then, the world was divided in two - vicious predators [Jaguar hisses] and meek prey. [Judy gives an innocent look. Boxes, labeled "Viscious Predator" and "Meek Prey" lower down and cover them. Bobby plays bass notes on the hammered dulcimer heavily, then plays a light harp glissando, when Sharla the sheep in white robe-like clothing tosses confetti from a basket over the bags and prances around.] But over time, we evolved and looked beyond our primitive savage ways. [The boxes pull up and Judy and Jaguar are in white robes as well. Sharla pops a noisemaker and Judy and Jaguar hold paws] Now, predator and prey live in harmony and every young mammal has multitudinous opportunities.
Sharla: Yeah, I don't have to cower in a herd anymore. [takes off white clothing, revealing an astronaut outfit and puts on a helmet] Instead, I can be an astronaut! [The crowd applauds as Bobby plays a slide whistle indicating alien music.]
Jaguar: [slightly monotone from nervousness] I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore. [takes off robe-clothing, revealing a nice suit and tie, and takes out a pen, his voice becomes more confident.] Today I can hunt for tax exemptions; I'm gonna be an actuary! [The crowd applauds again as Bobby plays the piano.]
Young Judy Hopps: And I can make the world a better place, I am going to be... [Bobby turns on a radio and moves his head side to side with the beat of the police music that is heard, and Judy tears off the clothing revealing a police officer's uniform] ...a police officer!
[Bonnie and Stu look shocked and glance at each other in worry.]
Young Gideon Grey: [laughs, nudging Travis, who is eating peanuts] Bunny cop! That is the most stupidest thing I ever heard.
Young Judy Hopps: [puts on a police officer's hat] It may seem impossible to small minds - I'm looking at you, Gideon Grey - [Gideon glares at her; the jungle backdrop curtain on the stage rises, revealing a colorful painted mural of Zootopia behind it. Sharla and Jaguar hold up a banner reading "where anyone can be anything"; Bobby plays the piano in the background.] but, just two-hundred and eleven miles away stands the great city of Zootopia, where our ancestors first joined together in peace and declared that anyone can be anything! [Judy bows. Bobby plays the final notes on a keyboard and turns to the audience with a grin. The audience applauds. Stu closes the camcorder and he and Bonnie look at each other in worry] Thank you and good night!
Scene 2: Judy Confronts Gideon
[The scene changes to outside in Bunnyburrow at the Carrot Days Festival. Judy is seen skipping beside her parents as they walk out of the auditorium.]
Stu Hopps: Judy, you ever wonder how your mom and me got to be so darn happy?
Young Judy Hopps: [enthusiastic] Nope!
Stu Hopps: Well, we gave up on our dreams and we settled, right, Bon?
Bonnie Hopps: Oh, yes, that's right, Stu. We settled hard.
Stu Hopps: See? That's the beauty of complacency, Jude. If you don't try anything new, you'll never fail!
Young Judy Hopps: I like trying, actually. [jumps on a line of hay and skips]
Bonnie Hopps: What your father means, hun, is that it's gonna be difficult, impossible even, for you to become a police officer.
Stu Hopps: Right! There's never been a bunny cop.
Bonnie Hopps: No.
Stu Hopps: Bunnies don't do that.
Bonnie Hopps: Never!
Stu Hopps: Never.
Young Judy Hopps: [disappointed] Oh... [enthusiasm picks up again] Then I guess I'll have to be the first one! Because I [runs to a stand, flips off of it and lands, striking a pose] am gonna make the world a better place!
Stu Hopps: [laughs nervously] Or, uh, heck, you know, if you wanna talk about making the world a better place, no better way to do it than becoming a carrot farmer.
Bonnie Hopps: Yes! Your dad, me, your two-hundred seventy-five brothers and sisters, we're changing the world!
Stu Hopps: Yeah.
Bonnie Hopps: One carrot at a time!
Stu Hopps: Amen to that. Carrot farming is a noble profession. [as Bonnie and Stu are talking, Judy sees Sharla, Gareth, and a rabbit girl with tickets walking off; Gideon and Travis are close by and they follow them.]
Bonnie Hopps: Mm-hm. Just putting the seeds on the ground.
Stu Hopps: Ahh. And one with the soil, just getting covered in dirt. [Judy follows her friends and foes.]
Bonnie Hopps: You get it, honey. Yeah, but it's great to have dreams.
Stu Hopps: Yeah, just as long as you don't believe in them too much. [They both turn to look at her, but then realize that Judy is no longer present.] Where'd the heck she go?
[Judy peeks from behind a tree and sees Gideon and Travis cornering the children.]
Young Gideon Grey: Gimme your tickets right now, or I'm gonna kick your meek little sheep butt! [hits Sharla's head]
Sharla: Ow! Cut it out, Gideon!
Young Gideon Grey: Baaa, baaa! [takes the tickets] What are you gonna do, cry?
Young Judy Hopps: [steps forward] Hey! You heard her, cut it out.
Young Gideon Grey: [sarcastically] Nice costume, loser! What crazy world are you livin' in where you think a bunny could be a cop?
Young Judy Hopps: [unfazed, she puts her hand out] Kindly return my friend's tickets.
Young Gideon Grey: [taps his overalls pocket] Come and get 'em! But watch out, 'cause I'm a fox, and like you said in your dumb little stage play, us predators used to eat prey! And our killer instinct's still in our duh-nuh.
Travis: Uh, I'm pretty much sure it's pronounced D-N-A.
Young Gideon Grey: [irritated, he swats at Travis] Don't tell me what I know, Travis! [Travis recoils]
Young Judy Hopps: You don't scare me, Gideon! [Gideon pushes Judy hard to the ground, knocking her hat off; the children gasp and scream in shock before running behind a tree]
Young Gideon Grey: Scared now? [Judy's face shows fear as her eyes water and her nose twitches]
Travis: [laughing] Look at her nose twitch! She is scared!
Young Gideon Grey: Cry, little baby bunny, cry! Cr- [Then, Judy kicks Gideon hard in the face, causing the others to gasp, flabbergasted. Gideon feels his lip.] Aww, you don't know when to quit, do you? [Gideon unsheathes his claws. Judy gasps in fear, and Gideon growls, then slashes Judy across the cheek. She shrieks in agony, and her friends cringe. Judy's cheek shows three claw marks on it. Judy feels her cheek and gasps, her face full of fear. Gideon grabs Judy's head, holding it into the ground as she whimpers] I want you to remember this moment the next time you think you will ever be anything more than just a stupid, carrot-farming dumb bunny! [he gives her head one final push for good measure]
[Gideon and Travis leave high-fiving each other and laughing. The children rush to Judy.]
Gareth: That looks bad!
Sharla: Are you okay, Judy?
Young Judy Hopps: Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. [holds up tickets] Here you go.
Sharla: Wow! You got our tickets!
Gareth: You're awesome, Judy.
Sharla: Yeah! That Gideon Grey doesn't know what he's talkin' 'bout!
Young Judy Hopps: Well, he was right about one thing: [Judy picks up her officer hat off the ground and puts it back on, as determination spreads rapidly across her face.] I don't know when to quit!
Scene 3: The Zootopia Police Academy
[Scene changes to the Zootopia Police Academy where Judy, grown up, is with other much larger animals. The caption shows 15 Years Later...]
Major Friedkin: Listen up, cadets! Zootopia has twelve unique ecosystems within its city limits. Tundratown! Sahara Square! Rainforest District - to name a few! You're gonna have to master all of them before you hit the streets or guess what? [looks at Judy] You'll be dead! [Judy shows a surprised look.]
Major Friedkin: Scorching sandstorm! [the cadets make their way across through the Sahara Square section; Judy struggles, and the sand covers her completely; her tail sticks out.] You're dead, bunny bumpkin.
[The cadets cross through monkey bars in the Rainforest District section.]
Major Friedkin: One-thousand-foot fall!
Judy Hopps: Whoa! [Judy loses her grip and falls face flat in the mud.]
Major Friedkin: You're dead, carrot face!
Major Friedkin: Frigid ice-wall! [Judy tries to climb the iceberg wall, but slides off and falls in the icy water. She emerges, freezing.] You're dead, farm girl!
Major Friedkin: Enormous criminal! [Judy fights a rhino, but gets knocked back.] You're dead! [Scenes show Judy covered in tar in a tire, her ears caught in a police cruiser door, and falling off the vines.] Dead, dead, dead!
[Judy sighs in exhaustion, goes up to a large toilet stall, hops up on the toilet seat, slips, and falls in, making water spill.]
Judy Hopps: Whoa!
Major Friedkin: [from the stall right next to Judy's] Filthy toilet! You're dead, fluff-butt! [Scene changes to Judy outside at dusk.] Just quit and go home, fuzzy bunny.
Stu Hopps: [faded] There's never been a bunny cop.
Bonnie Hopps: [faded] Never!
Stu Hopps: [faded] Never.
Young Gideon Grey: [faded] ...just a stupid, carrot-farming dumb bunny!
[Eventually, however, Judy returns and does personal training by doing pull-ups on her bunk bed with an open book in front of her. She then has returned to the Academy and hopped over two of her fellow cadets to hop over the iceberg, much to the impression of the Major. Then in the ring, she dodges the rhino's punches, pulls back against the ropes and kicks the rhino's hand making him punch himself, knocking his mouth guard and falls down.]
Scene 4: Judy's Graduation Ceremony
[The scene changes to a ceremony where Mayor Lionheart stands at a podium with Assistant Mayor Bellwether next to him.]
Leodore Lionheart: As mayor of Zootopia, I am proud to announce that my mammal inclusion initiative has produced its first police academy graduate. Valedictorian of her class, ZPD's very first rabbit officer, Judy Hopps! [Judy in full police uniform, walks up with confidence as her family cheers for her.]
Stu Hopps: [cries] Oh, gosh!
Leodore Lionheart: Ahem, Assistant Mayor Bellwether, her badge.
Dawn Bellwether: [frantically looks for the badge] Oh, yes, right!
Leodore Lionheart: Thank you.
Hopps sibling: Yay, Judy! [Bellwether places the badge on Judy's uniform.]
Leodore Lionheart: Judy, it is my great privilege to officially assign you to the heart of Zootopia, precinct one, city center. [Judy lets out a squeal of excitement. Judy's brothers and sisters cheer, Bonnie and Stu look at each other in concern, clapping slowly.]
Dawn Bellwether: Congratulations, Officer Hopps.
Judy Hopps: I won't let you down. [quietly] This has been my dream since I was a kid.
Dawn Bellwether: [aside] You know, it's a - it's a real proud day for us little guys.
Leodore Lionheart: Bellwether, make room, will ya? Come on. [pushes Bellwether out of the way by her face and poses next to Judy.] Okay, Officer Hopps. Let's see those teeth!
[Photographers take pictures of Judy and Mayor Lionheart as Bellwether tries to move in.]
Scene 5: Judy Travels to Zootopia
[The scene changes to the Bunnyburrow Train Station where Judy's family say farewell to Judy.]
Bonnie Hopps: We're real proud of you, Judy.
Stu Hopps: Yup, and scared too.
Bonnie Hopps: Yes.
Stu Hopps: Really, it's a - it's kind of a proud-scared combo. I mean, Zootopia, so far away, such a big city.
Judy Hopps: Guys, I've been working for this my whole life.
Bonnie Hopps: We know, and we're just a little excited for you, but terrified.
Judy Hopps: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Stu Hopps: And also bears. We have bears to fear too, say nothing of lions and wolves-
Bonnie Hopps: Wolves?
Stu Hopps: Weasels!
Bonnie Hopps: You play cribbage with a weasel.
Stu Hopps: Yeah, and he cheats like there's no tomorrow. [Judy sighs.] You know what? Pretty much all predators, and Zootopia's full of 'em.
Bonnie Hopps: Oh, Stu.
Stu Hopps: And foxes are the worst!
Bonnie Hopps: Actually, your father does have a point there. It's in their biology. Remember what happened with Gideon Grey?
Judy Hopps: When I was nine. Gideon Grey was a jerk who happened to be a fox. I know plenty of bunnies who are jerks.
Stu Hopps: Sure, yeah, we all do, absolutely. But just in case, [holds up a bag] we made a little care package to take with you.
Bonnie Hopps: Mm-mm. I put some snacks in there.
Stu Hopps: [takes out a spray bottle] This is fox deterrent.
Bonnie Hopps: Yeah, that's safe to have.
Stu Hopps: [takes out a repellent] This is fox repellent.
Bonnie Hopps: Okay, the deterrent and the repellent, that's all she needs.
Stu Hopps: [takes out a fox taser] Check this out! [Stu turns the fox taser on. The fox taser releases a powerful blast, nearly zapping Judy, who cringes.]
Bonnie Hopps: Oh, for goodness sake! [pulls the fox taser away] She has no need for a fox taser, Stu!
Stu Hopps: Oh, come on, when is there not a need for a fox taser?
Judy Hopps: Okay, look! I will take this [Takes fox repellent] to make you stop talking.
Stu Hopps: [happily] Terrific! Everyone wins! [the train arrives]
Announcer: Arriving, Zootopia Express.
Judy Hopps: Okay, gotta go. Bye! [Judy enters the train, other siblings are heard saying "Bye, Judy!" Judy pauses for a second, then runs back and hugs her parents] I love you guys! [She kisses Bonnie's cheek, and then Stu's.]
Bonnie Hopps: Love you, too. [Judy releases them and runs back to the train]
Stu Hopps: [tearing up] Oh, cripes. Here come the waterworks. [He blubbers and clings to Bonnie, who pats his shoulder.] Geez...
Bonnie Hopps: Oh, Stu, pull it together.
Judy Hopps: Bye, everybody!
Stu Hopps: Bye. Bye, Judy!
Cotton: Bye, Judy, I love you! Bye! Bye!
[the train pulls away]
Judy Hopps: Bye!
[The continually increasing population, as shown by the Bunnyburrow sign, decreases by one as the train leaves. On the train, Judy searches her iPaw, selects Gazelle, and then, "Try Everything" from the list. Thus... Try Everything by Gazelle plays in the background as the train passes various areas; Judy sees camels galloping in Sahara Square; as the train enters Tundratown, Judy wipes off the mist and looks at the sights. Next, the train heads past Rainforest District and she marveled at the sight of the raindrops. Finally, the train arrives to Zootopia, an excited Judy gets off the train, rides an escalator, sees a hippo coming out from an underwater part of the train and is dried off via floor vents, and even passes hamster tunnels where lemmings are sliding off. Judy continues walking and looks around in awe. As the song ends, a video of Gazelle is played on a billboard.]
Gazelle: [On a video billboard] I'm Gazelle. Welcome to Zootopia.
Thats the Story of Bunnycrafts Life.
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