Do pineapples belong on pizza?
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yes pineapple yummy
your opinion is wrong
People who say it does have lost all my respect, they don't know what they are talking about they don't know how to cook and have a good pizza so they eat things that taste good separately and put it together, their opinion doesn't matter, you can't change my mind.
No, and there's no aphostrophe in pineapples
yes yummy
No. Conversation over
A man with opinions. Huh, it seems you also have some. (opinions) Why are you discriminating?
Narwin 1
Narwin {last name}
Professor Skeppy
Pizza 101
25 May 2021
Yes, pineapple can go on pizza.
Yes, pineapples can go on pizza. I have enjoyed pineapple on pizza multiple times, along with pepperoni, jalapenos, onions, banana peppers, black olives, and more. Pineapple is a tropical fruit. Found in many places in the world, many people enjoy the sweet flavor it delivers. For whatever reason, the concept of putting pineapple on pizza has become a hazardous topic. Because of it's wonderful taste, many want to put it on their pizza. This must be ok, right? No. Many people like to discriminate against people who enjoy pineapple on pizza without any reason for doing so, other then they simply do not enjoy it. I am here today using my precious time in order to use science and logic to prove them wrong. Later in this essay, I will be bringing up 3 reasons for why pineapple can in fact go on pizza.
Firstly, let's start with what is pizza? The definition of pizza, according to WEBSTER, pizza is "A dish made typically of flattened bread dough spread with a savory mixture usually including tomatoes and cheese and often other toppings and baked". Webster Pizza Definition. As seen above, the definition of pizza includes "other toppings". This does NOT EXCLUDE any toppings such as pineapple. Due to this, we have no reason to conclude that pineapple CANNOT GO ON PIZZA. A common response to this argument can go somewhat as this; "It's just morally wrong. There is no limit to what you can put on ice cream, yet it's wrong to put fish on it. This is because it is disgusting, it's more like a social rule then a law." This critique has many flaws. The first flaw within this is that it fails to describe where the social law's boundary falls. You could argue that since there is no defined line, the pineapple on pizza conundrum could be on either side of this line. It also uses an analogy comparing fish to ice cream. This is not an accurate representation of pineapple on pizza at all. The difference between these two is that one is culturally appropriate and one is not. We have a thing called a "hawaiian pizza". This is because in that area, pineapple in pizza is normal, and because of this, why is it not ok in other places of the world? Surely this combined with the fact that no one is serving a fish ice cream, pineapples can go on pizza. This brings me to the end of my first reason. We have no reason to believe that pineapple cannot go on pizza.
For my second reason, I would like to bring up what @FestiveTashi brought up earlier. "People who say it does have lost all my respect. (Pineapple on pizza) they don't know what they are talking about they don't know how to cook and have a good pizza so they eat things that taste good separately and put it together, their opinion doesn't matter..." He (or she) brings up an argument claiming that they just bring things that taste good alone and smack them together on pizza, which means that they have no idea how to make a good pizza and do not know socially acceptable toppings. He is referring pineapple, and also implying that pineapple tastes bad on pizza. My response is as follows: there is a difference from adding something COMPLETELY unrelated to pizza versus something related, just as there is a difference from adding ice cream to pizza and from adding pineapple to pizza. Pineapple is acceptable, which I mentioned in my last paragraph. Earlier in his argument, he says that "they don't know how to cook". Why is this important? Even if it was, it is false. Look at this quote from a famous chef. "You put anything on a pizza you damn well feel like." - Alton Brown. He ALSO implies that pineapple tastes bad. You cannot say this definetively, as taste is RELATIVE TO THE CONSUMER. The point I am attempting to prove here is that being able to cook, or the taste of pineapple DOES NOT MATTER overall when discussing if pineapple belongs on pizza.
The truth is, many people enjoy pineapple on pizza. It's a opinion. We all have these, and even if you disagree with them, you cannot claim them as wrong and stupid without using logic. Clearly, we are being oppressed and do not have the strength to respond with logic. We are also being discrimitated. This is like Until I came along. Here are a couple other reasons why pineapple belong on pizza, (I'm not about to write a 10 paragraph essay). The use of fruit on pizza isn't new. . Pizza w/ pineapple is popular among people between 18 - 34. Within the Western U.S, 17% of people choose pineapple. Hawaiian pizza is a variation of a toast Hawaii in Germany introduced by the first country's TV cook in the year 1955.
In conclusion, I have proven with my infallible evidence that pineapple in fact belongs on pizza. You can now determine without a shadow of a doubt that I am correct and all others are biased monkeys. You cannot in any way prove that pineapple does not go on pizza. All your arguments are weak and fallible. If anyone would like to respond to this, I would enjoy responding to it. I would in fact say that everyone here has been Narwined, because they have. Reply M-11 Abrahams Multi-Sonar Targeting Anti Warcraft Capable of up to eight targets if you have read all of this. Thank you for reading this article.
TLDR: pienapple goes on pizza.
It took me two hours to write this
Matthew 7:1-2 ESV
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you."(u know bc we are being discriminated)
i did this instead of studying for exams tommorrow
wish me luck please
I really hope you know that you have problems, you will not change the solum fact, PINEAPPLE DOES NOT GO ON PIZZA.
He did it again! he shitposted! woo
Idk where you thought you were but this is INVADEDLANDS, of course he's shitposting
pineapple absolutely does not belong on pizza, this is coming from a guy who loves pineapples, it tastes gross on pizza, im not reading what narwinn said, waste of time
Finally someone who understands, pineapple is awesome, but not on pizza.
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