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- Thread starter Filipe
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hi
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what did you do
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no worries bossman
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what did you dogive me idea for presents
thanksPresents, you say? As in, gifts? Something that anyone - man, woman, child, artificial intelligence - may enjoy?
Well, buckle up Filipe (FFilipe), because I have a fucking brilliant idea for you. You and your close friends and family are going to love it. Have you considered visiting the InvadedLands Store?
We have some fantastic offers on right now. Picture this, Filipe. It's Christmas morning. Your parents have finished serving breakfast to your ungrateful ass and you're teetering off the edge of your chair, desperate to rip into whatever presents they've spent their hard-earned cash on. They reluctantly nod at you, allowing you to open something of your choosing. You pick a small gift at the top of the pile, you rip through the wrapping paper. It's a gift card for the InvadedLands store.
Suddenly, all of your troubles have been resolved. All of your worries, anxieties and anhedonia is stripped away. For the first time in your life, you feel joy. True joy. Nothing could be better than this. Nothing.
That's what spending your money on glorified gambling items marketed towards children at a "sale" price that has never actually been the RRP (which is in direct contravention of the Trade Descriptions Act (1968) (UK) and the US Code of Federal Regulations (§ 233.1, "Former price comparisons")) feels like, Felipe. And the prices are so reasonable too!
So, don't delay. Buy today! Christmas keys are on sale and they're only $9.79. WHAT A STEAL!!!!!!
no worries bossmanthanks