So I was just doing stuff aka not doing anything and I realized woah I never even made a forum post about general discussion I wonder why and cuz prob cuz all I can think Of r stuff that r Just stupid and would be moved to off topic but today actually tonight actually it’s a new day cuz I got an hour less cuz of dumb TIMEZONE also I didn’t mean the caps timezone it’s my autocorrect but idk why that time it didn’t autocorrect time timezone when last time It did but anyways, god this Is going to off topic tf am I doing Anyways moving On to the serious questions.
what is ur opinion on pancakes
Ok now that the serious question is out of the way I’m just gonna rumble idk if that’s the right word but I’m just gonna mess around because I am bored and tired and wait if I’m tired I should prob just go to sleep. Ok anyways I’m here to hurt ur brain cells so abcdef anyways moving on as u can tell this is a general discussion nothing off topics like talking about an ant on my fricking chip isn’t off topic and if u r reading this ur literally wrong in so many ways idk why u exist idk why u existed idk why ur existence is a thing but ur dumb. Anyways I have another question
why is the sun blue
Did u guys know coke was actually green in the 1900s idk what kind of substance they added into ur coke now days and no I’m not talking about cocaine the real coke like coco cola yeah it was suppose to be green. Like did they add some sort of squid ink into ur coke or somethin? HOW DID THEY EVEN MAKE IT GREEN IN THE FIRST PLACE well it was green. Accept it.
sup
another topic! that is ofc NOT off topic, but did u know humans r animals that blush? so we’re basically ???????
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?????? + ?= Human so uh yeah that’s what we r as u can see I MEAN HELLO? What kind of fact is that can an animal make a dumb invadedlands forums post like this? Didn’t think so. Can animals create a fricking yellow piece of object in a suit Sponge bob? Didn’t think so. So u see we’re not just animals that can blush WE ARE ANIMALS THAT Hve TRUE TALENT.
Also did u know um the color brown didn’t exist on the color Theory the Only way to see brown is to go to orange and darken orange. So brown people r just dark orange. Yeah that’s what they r darkened orange. And white people r just lighter oranges. A bit too lighter. Ok we r moving on from this topic
Baby shark dodododododo
if u made it right here congrats u r a psychopath and need to get help go see a therpaist, have some rest, go to sleep. Like u seriously need it. I know I need it cuz I made- this. But, u need it trust me.
I want to die
u thought that was it? Nope if u want to die cuz of a serious head ache and lose of brain cells read this.
what ur opinion on this thread?
what is ur opinion on pancakes
Ok now that the serious question is out of the way I’m just gonna rumble idk if that’s the right word but I’m just gonna mess around because I am bored and tired and wait if I’m tired I should prob just go to sleep. Ok anyways I’m here to hurt ur brain cells so abcdef anyways moving on as u can tell this is a general discussion nothing off topics like talking about an ant on my fricking chip isn’t off topic and if u r reading this ur literally wrong in so many ways idk why u exist idk why u existed idk why ur existence is a thing but ur dumb. Anyways I have another question
why is the sun blue
Did u guys know coke was actually green in the 1900s idk what kind of substance they added into ur coke now days and no I’m not talking about cocaine the real coke like coco cola yeah it was suppose to be green. Like did they add some sort of squid ink into ur coke or somethin? HOW DID THEY EVEN MAKE IT GREEN IN THE FIRST PLACE well it was green. Accept it.
sup
another topic! that is ofc NOT off topic, but did u know humans r animals that blush? so we’re basically ???????
Also did u know um the color brown didn’t exist on the color Theory the Only way to see brown is to go to orange and darken orange. So brown people r just dark orange. Yeah that’s what they r darkened orange. And white people r just lighter oranges. A bit too lighter. Ok we r moving on from this topic
Baby shark dodododododo
if u made it right here congrats u r a psychopath and need to get help go see a therpaist, have some rest, go to sleep. Like u seriously need it. I know I need it cuz I made- this. But, u need it trust me.
I want to die
u thought that was it? Nope if u want to die cuz of a serious head ache and lose of brain cells read this.
This is too off topic so top it off with the cherry on topOnce upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
after the ogre.
NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
MAN1
Think it's in there?
MAN2
All right. Let's get it!
MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
thing can do to you?
MAN3
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
bread.
Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
SHREK:
Yes, well, actually, that would be a
giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly
peeled skin.
MEN:
No!
SHREK:
They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
quite good on toast.
MAN1
Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
(waves the torch at Shrek.)
Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches untilthe
men are in the dark.
SHREK:
This is the part where you run away.
(The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
And stay out! (looks down and picks
up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
throws the paper over his shoulder.)
THE NEXT DAY:
There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
little pigs.
GUARD:
All right. This one's full. Take it
away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!
HEAD GUARD:
Next!
Rate this script: 69/69
what ur opinion on this thread?





