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Day 22 - Awkward

Day 22 - Awkward

me in 4th grade hearing that my crush liked me.
I asked her all the time "do you like me?"
she'd always shy off and say no

Until one recess, she chased me around and got me to the top of this one spider web thing that my friend jumped off of and faceplanted in the woodchips one time lol

and proceeded to ask me out
i am male btw

there was another time

hear me out, I was in 1st grade this time
I would do crazy stunts and get myself hurt all the time because I had a crush on another girl
Run into pillars on purpose, fall off the jungle gym, fail the monkey bars, jump off the swings, go too fast on the tricycles, you name it, I did it.

ok, well, it's one day and I'm about to enter music class. We're lined up on the wall, and she says "can I tell you a secret" so I say "yeah" because why not and she says "I like you" and there were shocked redot faces in that moment.

i said no.
 
me in 4th grade hearing that my crush liked me.
I asked her all the time "do you like me?"
she'd always shy off and say no

Until one recess, she chased me around and got me to the top of this one spider web thing that my friend jumped off of and faceplanted in the woodchips one time lol

and proceeded to ask me out
i am male btw

there was another time

hear me out, I was in 1st grade this time
I would do crazy stunts and get myself hurt all the time because I had a crush on another girl
Run into pillars on purpose, fall off the jungle gym, fail the monkey bars, jump off the swings, go too fast on the tricycles, you name it, I did it.

ok, well, it's one day and I'm about to enter music class. We're lined up on the wall, and she says "can I tell you a secret" so I say "yeah" because why not and she says "I like you" and there were shocked redot faces in that moment.

i said no.
idk buddy sounds a little meh
 
me in 4th grade hearing that my crush liked me.
I asked her all the time "do you like me?"
she'd always shy off and say no

Until one recess, she chased me around and got me to the top of this one spider web thing that my friend jumped off of and faceplanted in the woodchips one time lol

and proceeded to ask me out
i am male btw

there was another time

hear me out, I was in 1st grade this time
I would do crazy stunts and get myself hurt all the time because I had a crush on another girl
Run into pillars on purpose, fall off the jungle gym, fail the monkey bars, jump off the swings, go too fast on the tricycles, you name it, I did it.

ok, well, it's one day and I'm about to enter music class. We're lined up on the wall, and she says "can I tell you a secret" so I say "yeah" because why not and she says "I like you" and there were shocked redot faces in that moment.

i said no.
bruh same bro, i would do crazy shit so that she would get a good laugh out of it but so awkward when i actually talk (in element. and middle school
 
The time when my girl froend was about to have s*ex with me, i farted. It was ssoooo hilarious and awkward!
you know it doesnt censor sex right

One time, I got lost in a really big mall, and I thought that I was going to be homeless, so I stood outside the mall begging for money.
ALSO LMAO BLUESNOWBALLMIC WTF LMAO THATS FUNNY AF
me in 4th grade hearing that my crush liked me.
I asked her all the time "do you like me?"
she'd always shy off and say no

Until one recess, she chased me around and got me to the top of this one spider web thing that my friend jumped off of and faceplanted in the woodchips one time lol

and proceeded to ask me out
i am male btw

there was another time

hear me out, I was in 1st grade this time
I would do crazy stunts and get myself hurt all the time because I had a crush on another girl
Run into pillars on purpose, fall off the jungle gym, fail the monkey bars, jump off the swings, go too fast on the tricycles, you name it, I did it.

ok, well, it's one day and I'm about to enter music class. We're lined up on the wall, and she says "can I tell you a secret" so I say "yeah" because why not and she says "I like you" and there were shocked redot faces in that moment.

i said no.
and omg redot how could you say no

umm when I said to my grade 5 crush "I like you" and she said "get away from me". And like the dumby I was, I thought she was trying to play hard to get so a week later I asked her out and she like got her friends to ignore me for like a month and made that month super awkward for 10 year old subsy

oh also my grade 7 crush during grad said that my voice was too high for helium balloons to work because i was sucking in helium and apparently nothing happened to my voice ;-;
 
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