0

Play Now

Click to Copy IP
0

Discord

Click to join

here are cute punchlines for ur gf

here are cute punchlines for ur gf

Sky

Sky

Well-known member
sky_awsmness
sky_awsmness
1.If u where a transformer you would be optimuis fine
2.dam girl are you a toaster cuz i wanna take a bath with u
3.my bad i thought u where a veding machine cuz u be looking like a snack.
4.Mario is red sonic is blue press start to join and be my player two
5.Did u have lucky charms for breakfast? cuz u look magically decluouis
6.You corna? cause if i had u you we wouldn't be leaving the house for 2 weeks straight
7.Good girl

now if u excuse me i'm gonna run and tell my non existing gf and tell them these punchlines to see if i actually get one

nah i'm gonna go cry now
peace nerds
 
sky_awsmness said:
1.If u where a transformer you would be optimuis fine
2.dam girl are you a toaster cuz i wanna take a bath with u
3.my bad i thought u where a veding machine cuz u be looking like a snack.
4.Mario is red sonic is blue press start to join and be my player two
5.Did u have lucky charms for breakfast? cuz u look magically decluouis
6.You corna? cause if i had u you we wouldn't be leaving the house for 2 weeks straight
7.Good girl

now if u excuse me i'm gonna run and tell my non existing gf and tell them these punchlines to see if i actually get one

nah i'm gonna go cry now
peace nerds
Click to expand...
Simplility said:
pretty bold of you to assume people on here have girlfriends
Click to expand...
yeah well I'm 13 and I never leave the house so yeah I don't...
 
Last edited:
damn what the **** my boyfriend would never fucking hit me with a punchline what kind of fucking world do u guys live in
 
DreamLogic said:
well I don't have any need for them currently but they are kinda entertaining so yeah ig
Click to expand...
The ones I remember right now are the following:
1. Are you nicotine? Cuz baby you got me addicted
2. Are you a dictionary? Cuz you add meaning to my life
3. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean... and I'm lost at sea
4. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple
 
Chimken said:
The ones I remember right now are the following:
1. Are you nicotine? Cuz baby you got me addicted
2. Are you a dictionary? Cuz you add meaning to my life
3. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean... and I'm lost at sea
4. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple
Click to expand...
yeah I like #2
 
sky_awsmness said:
1.If u where a transformer you would be optimuis fine
2.dam girl are you a toaster cuz i wanna take a bath with u
3.my bad i thought u where a veding machine cuz u be looking like a snack.
4.Mario is red sonic is blue press start to join and be my player two
5.Did u have lucky charms for breakfast? cuz u look magically decluouis
6.You corna? cause if i had u you we wouldn't be leaving the house for 2 weeks straight
7.Good girl

now if u excuse me i'm gonna run and tell my non existing gf and tell them these punchlines to see if i actually get one

nah i'm gonna go cry now
peace nerds
Click to expand...
what I would say to my girlfriend is "no" because no
 
Off Topic
Back