if u were lighting mcqueen would u get car insurance or life insurance?
why do we drive in parkways, but park in driveways?
what if all countrys had ninjas but we only know about japanese because theyre so bad at being ninjas
when u ask sum1 their name ur asking what noise u should make to get their attention
why do our lips not touch when we say touch but do when we say separate?
we cook bacon and bake cookies
im sorry and i apologise mean the same thing, except at a funeral....
when u wear ur shirt inside out, the whole world is wearing ur shirt except you
why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
you technically have 2 minutes to live but every time you breath you reset the timer
why do we drive in parkways, but park in driveways?
what if all countrys had ninjas but we only know about japanese because theyre so bad at being ninjas
when u ask sum1 their name ur asking what noise u should make to get their attention
why do our lips not touch when we say touch but do when we say separate?
we cook bacon and bake cookies
im sorry and i apologise mean the same thing, except at a funeral....
when u wear ur shirt inside out, the whole world is wearing ur shirt except you
why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
you technically have 2 minutes to live but every time you breath you reset the timer