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InvadedLands Evacuation Plan

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InvadedLands Evacuation Plan

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For all the people and staff members trying to keep this server alive, trust me, there is no hope. The only solution is to leave this planet and delete InvadedLands out of existence.


First, you're gonna need a rocket/spaceship to travel in space.

Sadly, you can’t really buy one for yourself yet. You can totally buy an orbital payload to be sent into space by SpaceX, which is how companies like Facebook can launch satellites into space, but it’s currently very hard to buy a spaceship.
However, you can buy amateur rockets, usually only 10 feet tall, but I’m assuming you’re gonna need ~100 ft. tall rockets.
Otherwise, start building small rockets, and slowly get bigger and bigger. It may take a long time, but it's efficient.


Now, you're gonna need a nuclear bomb to nuke Florida, where Zak Ahmed (the owner) currently lives.

Yes, you can buy bombs, but for doing so, you will need to find a seller.
I would recommend asking Kim Jong-Un.
North Korea’s economy is in very bad condition. Kim Jong-Un is facing economic sanctions so if you offer him the amount of money he wants, most probably he will sell you nuclear weapons.


Obviously, you will also need spacesuits.

I quickly found out that trying to acquire US space memorabilia of this sort is impossible. Used space suits or any spacesuit part is very tightly controlled by the government and anyone offering a US spacesuit is likely a fraud. The best you can do is get a replica of US space outfits and it appears that the best source of these replicas is Walk Around Spacesuits.


Now, you're going to need some experienced & professional people to help you with this "project".
But, considering your dedication to even a piece of garbage is immense, I'd assume you will all be able to handle it.


To nuke Florida, all you need to do is keep the bomb in a robust container, and open it when the spaceship is exactly above Florida.


If everything goes according to plan, you are going to have to land on Venus, the nearest planet to Earth. If you succesfully land, you are going to try and stay there for as long as you can, while everybody on earth discusses the incident.


When you can no longer resist being in space, you are gonna have to return to earth, landing exactly where you started.
you're gonna have to hope that nobody realizes that you were the criminals.


This process may seem very long difficult to follow, but, as i said earlier, it's the only choice.



Save yourselves.
 
For all the people and staff members trying to keep this server alive, trust me, there is no hope. The only solution is to leave this planet and delete InvadedLands out of existence.


First, you're gonna need a rocket/spaceship to travel in space.

Sadly, you can’t really buy one for yourself yet. You can totally buy an orbital payload to be sent into space by SpaceX, which is how companies like Facebook can launch satellites into space, but it’s currently very hard to buy a spaceship.
However, you can buy amateur rockets, usually only 10 feet tall, but I’m assuming you’re gonna need ~100 ft. tall rockets.
Otherwise, start building small rockets, and slowly get bigger and bigger. It may take a long time, but it's efficient.


Now, you're gonna need a nuclear bomb to nuke Florida, where Zak Ahmed (the owner) currently lives.

Yes, you can buy bombs, but for doing so, you will need to find a seller.
I would recommend asking Kim Jong-Un.
North Korea’s economy is in very bad condition. Kim Jong-Un is facing economic sanctions so if you offer him the amount of money he wants, most probably he will sell you nuclear weapons.


Obviously, you will also need spacesuits.

I quickly found out that trying to acquire US space memorabilia of this sort is impossible. Used space suits or any spacesuit part is very tightly controlled by the government and anyone offering a US spacesuit is likely a fraud. The best you can do is get a replica of US space outfits and it appears that the best source of these replicas is Walk Around Spacesuits.


Now, you're going to need some experienced & professional people to help you with this "project".
But, considering your dedication to even a piece of garbage is immense, I'd assume you will all be able to handle it.


To nuke Florida, all you need to do is keep the bomb in a robust container, and open it when the spaceship is exactly above Florida.


If everything goes according to plan, you are going to have to land on Venus, the nearest planet to Earth. If you succesfully land, you are going to try and stay there for as long as you can, while everybody on earth discusses the incident.


When you can no longer resist being in space, you are gonna have to return to earth, landing exactly where you started.
you're gonna have to hope that nobody realizes that you were the criminals.


This process may seem very long difficult to follow, but, as i said earlier, it's the only choice.



Save yourselves.
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