Q's That Just Don't Make Sense

[Saitama_Sclass]

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Would you call it a hostage situation when someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

If you turn your headlights on while driving at the speed of light, what happens?

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[Milk_]

Greetings, my name is Milk, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent Your Mother joke.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has read this message enjoyed the humorous Your Mother joke. Thank you for you time and have a blessed day.

 

[J1my]

+1

 

[StepBrah]

Greetings, my name is Milk, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent Your Mother joke.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has read this message enjoyed the humorous Your Mother joke. Thank you for you time and have a blessed day.

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[System64]

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

what

If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?

That time is not used to do anything productive, it's just leisure time, so yes it is wasted

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

How do you handcuff a one-armed criminal?

Answer (1 of 106): I trained officers in what was called Defensive Tactics and taught at the NC Justice Academy and in every community college in the central and Eastern parts of the state. Handcuffing techniques are a part of officer’s professional skills and the state had several techniques th...

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Would you call it a hostage situation when someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself?

No, because there is only one actual person who is conflicted on whether to kill himself

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

The doctor would be moved somewhere else to have surgery done on them, while the other doctors + replacement continue surgery on the patient

If you turn your headlights on while driving at the speed of light, what happens?

Assuming the headlights face straight on and assuming the rays go straight and not in a cone shape or anything else, photons would likely accumulate where they are emitted. Assuming the rays aren't ideal, it's too complicated to explain by text

 

[Saitama_Sclass]

what

That time is not used to do anything productive, it's just leisure time, so yes it is wasted

How do you handcuff a one-armed criminal?

Answer (1 of 106): I trained officers in what was called Defensive Tactics and taught at the NC Justice Academy and in every community college in the central and Eastern parts of the state. Handcuffing techniques are a part of officer’s professional skills and the state had several techniques th...

www.quora.com

No, because there is only one actual person who is conflicted on whether to kill himself

The doctor would be moved somewhere else to have surgery done on them, while the other doctors + replacement continue surgery on the patient

Assuming the headlights face straight on and assuming the rays go straight and not in a cone shape or anything else, photons would likely accumulate where they are emitted. Assuming the rays aren't ideal, it's too complicated to explain by text

You are literally a try hard big brain - but i respect it

 

[StepBrah]

what

That time is not used to do anything productive, it's just leisure time, so yes it is wasted

How do you handcuff a one-armed criminal?

Answer (1 of 106): I trained officers in what was called Defensive Tactics and taught at the NC Justice Academy and in every community college in the central and Eastern parts of the state. Handcuffing techniques are a part of officer’s professional skills and the state had several techniques th...

www.quora.com

No, because there is only one actual person who is conflicted on whether to kill himself

The doctor would be moved somewhere else to have surgery done on them, while the other doctors + replacement continue surgery on the patient

Assuming the headlights face straight on and assuming the rays go straight and not in a cone shape or anything else, photons would likely accumulate where they are emitted. Assuming the rays aren't ideal, it's too complicated to explain by text

System 64 is my dad

 

[System64]

You are literally a try hard big brain - but i respect it

thx u