There was once a powerful clock that had a loud alarm. An unsuspecting person got it on Sunday afternoon and put it next to their bed. The clock woke them up the next day and gave a intense feeling of dizzyness and hallucinations of zombies and skeletons trying to attack them in their room. They thought nothing of it until it woke them up the next day. They felt the same thing. They put the clock in the garbage and though they had victory. Next morning, turns out, the clock woke them up again. It was back. Knowing they had to get rid of it they bagged it up and buried it in their yard.
Well next day they woke up to the same clock again. It was clean as if they just bought it. They were used to the zombies and skeletons by now and even became friends. Anyway, they took that clock, drove it to an incinerator and burnt it.
The next day, they woke up to the same clock. Confused, they took both their night stand and the clock and threw both in the same incinerator. The next morning, the clock was there, this time, they heard it fall as they woke up.
They took the clock and used a hydraulic press to flatten it. It was grounded to dust and then mixed with 10 pounds of Dynamite. They blew the remains of the clock up.
They woke up the next day. The clock was there doing the same stuff. They put a container of acid under where their night stand was. They woke up every day to the clock falling in the acid knowing the clock was defeated.