In Zelk's latest video which was about brain melting staff apps, my app was picked. I am an Invaded player, and true invaded players are toxic af, so now I must unleashed my toxicness and insult Zelk in every way I can.
This is the part of the video where Zelk roasts me, 6:00-7:12,
Zelk: "How long have you been playing on InvadedLands: 1 month." Which is true. "Have you ever been punished before: Yes, I have been muted once and I am banned on the discord server for spamming and posting links." So I decided to look up his discord username and no he was not banned for spamming, he was banned for advertising. I don’t know exactly what but I’m assuming he was advertising some random minecraft server.
Offence 1
You are wrong, I was spamming. I was spamming a discord server link which disappeared before I got banned, technically it was both reasons.
Zelk: My favourite part is that right after he said that he says, “I am responsible and treat most things seriously.” Well, clearly not, if you’ve been muted and banned before.
Offence 2
Being responsible does not have correlation to being extremely stupid, there’s not a single person out there that has not made a single mistake in their life.
Offence 3
MOST. Do you see the MOST in there? I treat MOST things seriously, not all of them.
Learn how to read before roasting.
Zelk: “Any other information you want to give us: I fully understand that I don’t meet some of the requirements, and I know you will deny my staff application, but can you please give me a few reasons why?” What do you mean ‘give you a few reasons why’?? You just said to me that you full understand that you don’t meet the requirements, that’s why you’re getting denied, because you don’t meet the requirements. You’ve only been a part of the server for a month, you have no staff experiences. I think I skipped that over but yeah he said he does not have any moderating experience, you’ve been muted, you’ve been banned. What’s there left to say? You already know....You already know you’re getting denied, why are you even applying, and he did get denied.
Offence 4
There’s a lot of reasons why you shouldn’t hire someone, just the requirements and nothing else?
Couldn’t think of anything to say huh?
So even if the most disgusting, most disrespectful, most irresponsible person met the requirements, you’re still gonna let him pass to the interviews?
Offence 5
In the staff app requirements, it says that you should not have more than 3 chat offences in the past 30 days of applying, I have only been muted ONCE, so I still meet that requirement.
Even the staff manager forgot about the rules. How pathetic.
Offence 6
In the staff season before that one, Decay replied to my post saying “ I encourage you to apply next season.” That’s why I applied, and because I can predict future like Skeppies, I already knew that I was gonna get denied.
It was a bruh moment when Zelk said WHY DID YOU APPLY WTF YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT BRUH BRUH WTF WTH
What did you say? I’m wasting your time? You should be thankful because I gave you a minute and 12 seconds of content, must be running out of these stupid apps and appeals.
Can I mention how little Zelk showed in the video, it was actually like a 300 word essay while Zelk showed two sentences and thought that it was somehow brain shattering?
This is the part of the video where Zelk roasts me, 6:00-7:12,
Zelk: "How long have you been playing on InvadedLands: 1 month." Which is true. "Have you ever been punished before: Yes, I have been muted once and I am banned on the discord server for spamming and posting links." So I decided to look up his discord username and no he was not banned for spamming, he was banned for advertising. I don’t know exactly what but I’m assuming he was advertising some random minecraft server.
Offence 1
You are wrong, I was spamming. I was spamming a discord server link which disappeared before I got banned, technically it was both reasons.
Zelk: My favourite part is that right after he said that he says, “I am responsible and treat most things seriously.” Well, clearly not, if you’ve been muted and banned before.
Offence 2
Being responsible does not have correlation to being extremely stupid, there’s not a single person out there that has not made a single mistake in their life.
Offence 3
MOST. Do you see the MOST in there? I treat MOST things seriously, not all of them.
Learn how to read before roasting.
Zelk: “Any other information you want to give us: I fully understand that I don’t meet some of the requirements, and I know you will deny my staff application, but can you please give me a few reasons why?” What do you mean ‘give you a few reasons why’?? You just said to me that you full understand that you don’t meet the requirements, that’s why you’re getting denied, because you don’t meet the requirements. You’ve only been a part of the server for a month, you have no staff experiences. I think I skipped that over but yeah he said he does not have any moderating experience, you’ve been muted, you’ve been banned. What’s there left to say? You already know....You already know you’re getting denied, why are you even applying, and he did get denied.
Offence 4
There’s a lot of reasons why you shouldn’t hire someone, just the requirements and nothing else?
Couldn’t think of anything to say huh?
So even if the most disgusting, most disrespectful, most irresponsible person met the requirements, you’re still gonna let him pass to the interviews?
Offence 5
In the staff app requirements, it says that you should not have more than 3 chat offences in the past 30 days of applying, I have only been muted ONCE, so I still meet that requirement.
Even the staff manager forgot about the rules. How pathetic.
Offence 6
In the staff season before that one, Decay replied to my post saying “ I encourage you to apply next season.” That’s why I applied, and because I can predict future like Skeppies, I already knew that I was gonna get denied.
It was a bruh moment when Zelk said WHY DID YOU APPLY WTF YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT BRUH BRUH WTF WTH
What did you say? I’m wasting your time? You should be thankful because I gave you a minute and 12 seconds of content, must be running out of these stupid apps and appeals.
Can I mention how little Zelk showed in the video, it was actually like a 300 word essay while Zelk showed two sentences and thought that it was somehow brain shattering?